10 yo mama jokes

Your mama's so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie

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im bi and proud of it
you say joe bros - i say Breaking Benjamin
you say lil Wayne - i say Linkin Park
you say snoop dog- i say Bullet For My Valentine
you say britney- i say sum 41
you say soulja boy- i say blink 182
you say rap- i say LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC
you say pop- i say metal
92% of teens have turned to pop and rap,
if your one the 8% who like to headbang and disturb the peace copy and paste
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1-Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"

2-Do you know what the difference between yo momma and the titanic?
The titanic sunk, yo momma floats.

3-What happened when the titanic sunk and no life boats were available?
Yo mamma became another ship!

4-Why did the titanic leap for joy?
Because yo mamma jump ship

5-Why did the titanic float above water and not below?
because yo mamma jump ship for a twinky.

6-Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application.

7-Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!

8-Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust.

9-Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3.

10-Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch.

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My name's Chelsea
I am 14 years old
Enjoy playing count down
Am always smiling
Make me laugh and well be great friends
Can sneeze with my eyes open
And a freshman in high school.
Quote of the day
You take away all feelings about life. You're the reason I live. Then you leave and give them all back. Life hurts. Get a helmet